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Tips From Edward Cullen1. When it comes to picking a girlfriend, it's the smell that counts.

2. Girls go for a man who is unpredictable. The more changeable you are, the more you appeal to them.

3. Girls find it inconceivably attractive when you just sit and stare at them all day.

4. Everything that goes wrong is the girl's fault. If you have a violent temper and suffer occasional outbursts, that's her fault, too.

5. Once you snag a girl, she is entirely your property. Finders, keepers!

6. You must show off your sparkliness at least ten times a day.

7. Always tell a girl no; she thinks that means "yes" and "go away" means "I'm all yours, baby!"

8. Use big,

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Jokers Bride chapter3I laid my long coat on the floor as a bed in the dark room, and had fallen asleep fast. I awoke only once to a fuzzy noise. It was 3 o’clock in the morning; I had survived my first day of abduction. I slowly and reluctantly lifted my self to see what the noise was. My eyes met the figure lying next to me. Joker had set his coat down as a bed too, right next to me. Evil thoughts raced in to my head, of what I could do to him that moment and of what he might have done to me while I was asleep. I ignored both thoughts.

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I don't own the pictures of these characters! Nor do i own their movies!

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People were getting confused that the meters were faggot meters. No, haha, they were meant to be cool meters or something along those lines. Which is why Edward's is so low.
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~InfraredMoth Sep 10, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Yeah, say what you want about Tom Cruise, but no one can reasonably deny his acting prowess. And the Lestat role was his (intentionally) funniest.

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~chicagocubsfan24 Sep 8, 2012 Photographer

LOL

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~Manic-hyper-hedgehog May 9, 2011

Lestat <3

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~WaterAngel42 May 11, 2011 Student Traditional Artist

LESTAT

indeed.

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~The-blade-of-bane Jul 3, 2010

Eric Northman is a pretty classy vampire too.

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!BeserkRodent Jan 18, 2010

Awesome! LoL but now you need to add the ones from Day breakers

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~WaterAngel42 Oct 9, 2010 Student Traditional Artist

true true true. <3 they're sexy.

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!Cutecitten123 Aug 5, 2009

Heh i think i love you xD

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~WaterAngel42 Aug 5, 2009 Student Traditional Artist

lolz thank you thank you

i try my best to rip apart cullen fangirls every where. :3

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!Cutecitten123 Aug 5, 2009

haha!
Thats what i try and do xD
Its just halarious

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